Interview with a dog
 

Q: 

What was it like for you, growing up?

A: 

It was okay, actually. I was the middle one of the litter, so whenever I screwed up, there were always brothers and sisters to help me out... or make things even worse, in some cases. Yeah, we had our moments.


Q: 

Who wrote the cyberpunk novel "Sewer, Gas, Electric"?

A: 

Cyberpunk, cyberpunk, ... let me think. William Gibson?
Bruce Sterling?
Honestly, I don't read much genre fiction.


Q: 

What do you call the top of a house?

A: 

Ceiling? I don't know. If you have questions about construction, maybe you should talk to the beavers next door. No, don't ask them. It's just a cliche.
I was just trying to be funny.
For all I know, they don't know anything about construction. I'm sorry.


Q: 

Thank you very much.

A: 

You're welcome.


 

Nov 7, 2011,
jutta@pobox.com

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